All Hail King Heede

Soccer.

2010-01-08T00:52:00.002+08:00

Hello humans.

This 'soccer' is a game i most treasure and love to play.
The passion i have towards it is almost retarded.
I dont mind playing it for hours(if i have the stamina.)
And i will never stop soccer, even if i it means both my legs
gone.

A beautiful and magnificent game. Soccer.

From
King Heede™
All Hail King Heede

King Heede

2010-01-07T02:48:00.002+08:00

Alas i ascend back to this so called earth.

Few of you will dare to ask me, why im back?
Is it because i miss you pathetic infidels, no.
Its because of my sudden urge of speaking to an unseen audience.
Again.

Why am i speaking so passionate?
The rose as you can see(unless you cant afford glasses or blind)
symbolizes me actually.
Its thick in red describes my rare blood, the blood you
normal losers dont, royal rare. Never heard before? Thats
because your pathetic. Continuing, its circled twined like shape
describes my continuity in life, immortality, something i have.
Other than that, im not only perfect and have a royal blood but
im also charismatic, if not how can i make so many idiots read this blog.

Still, no human could resist temptation.
Whereas for me temptation is soccer, but now i need to rest due to
me just release from the royal hospital.

From
King Heede
Safe, Immortal.

The ONe

2009-09-01T21:13:00.001+08:00

its been a pathetic while since i have blogged.(Get shock and faint bcus of me)
Blogging has been long forgotten by me.
The sudden remembrance make me wanna blog.

And i feel something amiss.
Right, the world is ending.

Remember and keep with you all the memories
whether it is sour or sweet
don forget the people
don forget the strangers
when the aftermath happens
u bring with you only one thing
not regret
but hope

From
Ur king heede
All Hail King Heede
(Ur wetting ur screen)

POem

2009-07-22T04:20:00.002+08:00

Our victory was a failure
Their victory is uphold
When determination kicks in
Our victory will be attained

Michael Jackson

2009-07-09T15:52:00.002+08:00

A good person.
Non-pedophilic. Michael Jackson.

He is a man or some sae not who have passed us.
He is truly one of the most controversial person on Earth.
Y me perfect? not that controversial? Duh. Im perfect. Nobody.

Why would i talk about mj? Bcus he is my frend, and a veri nice person.
Look at all his songs, they are great bcus its about his life. his past and his future,
Its truly amazing how this so called king of pop however imperfect became
more famous than those others that people loved. Maybe he has more nuts?
I have no idea. Not becus im dumb or anitin, im not gonna look at his ehm.

HE has done many mistakes in his life. As he is imperfect. A normal human
which posseses an ability which everyone in this pathetic earth wanted.
Charismatic. He can overpower a crowd with dance moves and high pitch sound.
Cool eh? Just that n its enough to own the world. Not just that silly, hardwork.
HE has that, its important to have hardcore hard work to be somebdy well rmbred.

His mistakes even if the phedopile ting was true or not. even so i donot belive he was.
He was imediately unaccepted by many people. No matter the cause. He fought back,
created songs that pushed all the way up that it may seem that he would not fall.

However, those insolent fools that dispised his efforts and victory were nvr hapi,
thos motherfckrs destroy his life. Not onli destroy, it ripped his ever so angelic heart out.
Funni eh? He was a man tht nvr gave up, no matter what happens.

I belive that he shoud be accpted n let him do what he wants to himself. whats there to hate?
Freedom is what he wants, and freedom is wat was stole from him. of all the things that
everyone wants, he have, however freedom, which most people in the world have, he doesnt.
Funni eh? has a big land, respected by many..... yet he doesnt have fredom? WTF??

My msg here. Media is the cause of all this. They are just like habits. Either helpful.
Or freakin evil. Looks like media is nvr nice. they destroyed him. he tried to wake up.
Put he was put down so hard he wish he was nvr poke again. I was sad for him.
Yea i noe shckin huh i sad for a mere human. But no matter the cause i am hapi that he is leavin
earth. Out of troubles. out of misery. Out of blame. he is now the happiest person now.
And i am proud of him.

Perfection
King Heede™

Alas

2009-06-21T21:42:00.002+08:00

Alas, i speak again(The shock is felt within u)

During the last few weeks or months of my disapearance,
alot has been happening, both useless and joyful.
Nevertheless, my topic todae is life.

What does life means? What does it mean to u imperfect humans.
What does it means to me, the perfect one.

To you. Life is boring, some imperfect humans will sae it sux.
Well i agree with them(holi shit i agree?)
Its bcus i do understand the lives of this imperfect souls.

This is my explanation.
Life.
Its pathetic.

Everything you do, everything you work for.
IT will all leads to one thing, failure.
The test is not found in the lead to failure but the failure itself.
When u felt failure, its the time you change, work harder,
be somebody(dont try to be like me im perfect).
Life is your teacher. It guides you however you cant see the
path to perfection, y? The clouds of haze that covered the path
are your choices, not blockages. People who waste their lives think of it as
impenetrable. People who get to savour victory or the joys of like may think
otherwise.

However, life is never stable. Victory is only a moment. Nothing stays the way it is.
Thats life. Nobody can win life, we can onli join them. We ned to taste both
victory and defeat. Without defeat, we may be to proud, cockish, and we
may not be prepared for one fall. Which will always happen in life.
Regret is found in everyone. It does not disapear as it is a reminder
on what we should do in life, the path, the teacher, towards eternity.

Moral of my interesting speech? Easy. Life is hell, penetrate it and you
can find a heaven inside. Be prepared for a fall, as it will definitely get easier
for you to get up.

From
Ur caring perfect King
King Heede

The Hailin COntinues..

2009-05-15T19:43:00.003+08:00

Hi...(I bet 99.9percent of you should be fainted)
I noe i noe... U guys dearly miss me, My Enchanting Voice,
My face of tmrw, My legenday skills, and most importantly,
.... My..... Post... Not that big thing la...its sill 16inches, growin.

I will like to seek forgiveness for not posting fr long...
(Some of you who drop your cup)
Holi shit? I ask for forgiveness. THE KING ASK FOR FORGIVENESS?
Just kiddin. I noe, u guys are relieved.

Anyway, could not attend soccer tmrw, need to folow my mother to
somewhere... i need to wear my mask to cover my face. Not bcus im ugly.
To prevent from millons of imperfect humans to hail me...

Is that hot or what. Its for female dumbasses, wow if my wiveS
wear it, sure hardcore....WOW...
Don get jealous...

I have some words of wisdom i told my friend today.

"What you need is not important
You just need me"

ok ok i tell u 1 more made by me... again...

"People search around the world to find what they want,
their desires
their imperfections
their wants
and the answer to the search is simple.
Think of me....."

From
Your King Heede
Perfectly Admirable

2009-04-17T16:34:00.003+08:00

Its been quite long since i posed...
(U better miss me)

I noe u all miss me....

Anyway... My melodicious sentimental music are so enchanting that
they wobble out your imperfect mind in feelin the ever
so free music.(Open ur mouth and sae 'ah', shockingly)

The rocky music is for my Frend who call himself hot....
1 of my many minions la i suppose.
You may think that im a king with no frends. Well,
ur wrong. And if u scrool down, all the way, there's a song
tittle funeral song. That is for my sad frend who passed away
unpeacefully during a plane crash to KL. How unlucky...
Too bad he is unperfect as me.... haha

Rmbr guys...
You minions work towards perfecting urself.
I just make myself worse.
Cause im already there.

From
Ur King Heede
Rainbow.

Malaysia.... Horror.

2009-04-12T23:02:00.005+08:00

This took me at least one week to speak.
This i actuali a draft which i continued.
Last GOOD Friday was the worst day of my life....

I was bored at my kingdom. Doin u noe wat wif u noe wat....
....Playin soccer wif the ball..... Come on guys stop bein so horny.
Anyway i decided to see how SINGAPOREANS are in Malaysia.

Thus i went there and disguise myself.....
..... AS....
....Myself.... WOW....
And u noe wats the worst thing.... IT worked...
OH ya.... Singaporeans alot of spectacle ppl. AS in BLIND.. HAHA..
COntinue on i was god damn pissed off with the trip.

Startin, i need to take a bus to there. SO i went to kranji.
OMG. The waiting line was so long that the line is like so far that
when u look(even with a perfect eye) you though it is nvr endin.
(It actually u-turn behind idiots.) OMG.

One guy said got jam or some crap. not the jam in bread n rap.
GET it? (You beter open ur mouth n sae haha.)
AND u noe wat the K to the G did?
I use my....
Perfection.....(U guys guess right!)
I turn on invinsible.... One of my unlimited powers.
N me n my family just swoop past dam.....
WOW.... Skill huh? Now u noe y so many women not virgin one....
HEHE.... iS they mate wif other ppl la... Haiz... grow up man....

Then when i drop on the bus without ppl noe im their King.
A few ppl, i tink gays, touch me.....
I repeat... TOUCH me....(gasp!)
Durin when i chop the pasport, the person knew who i am.
I gave her a smile. She fainted. Everyone was shocked.
But wif my powers(just bring up my hand)
Everybody go back to normal and the woman let me go through.

Then we need to take bus for the customs at Malaysia.
I was Shocked. The line was SUPER LONG.
Longer than my..... 3football field.... Not penis...
Nothin is longer than it....
Nothin...cause im nobody, get it.... u beter laugh.
SO my family and the one decided to walk.
I repeat. Walk(another gasp.)
Usually some minions carry me.
But rmbr, i was a nomal human. HOLI SHIT.
The walk was quite far. Like from hougang to kallang.
Not bad. I didnt even sweat. I sweat when i reach there
and sat down, sitting down is tiring man.
THEN THE WORSE COMES.

FREAKIN ALOT OF NORMAL HUMANS.
And i have to insult malaysia customs.
Is like the shit that u nvr see before. and its not holi shit.
its like devil shit.(its not a joke.) There was NO i repeat
NO line. And is like one bush like that, not my bush, bushes
made of ppl. Seriously u guys should stop getin horny.
Even though im admirable. The freakin line then was like visible
after two hours of standin like a super horny steamed penis wif
unlimited viagra. I was not tired. Duh? Im perfect. The worse thing,
everybody push push like one kind. B'cause there are four lines in one
Booth, after 2hours, the VISIBLE line cause 4 to 2 lines. Thus, ppl
pushin each other. INCLUDIN...(drum roll)....
Me
OMG.
Some chinese lookin guy pushed me to the side, so i was behind him.
U noe y i don fite back. Rmbr, i ned to kep quiet about my true identity.
If not, not only he will lose his head, when i just use my left hand to touch him,
he will be at flying to booth 20, when we're at booth 4. Thus, i need to
be humble in the powers i have. I was quite pissed of so i scold MALAY
Vulgarities in extrapolating(if ur dumb it means inferin)
his stupidity in touching the king. but the funny thing, he was no chinese.
He was an ugly yellow malay. HAHA. I was not scared which u think i
would be. When i saw him, i show him abit of my face, just the eyes.
My beautifuly perfect eyes which no normal creature could have.
He knew it was me, the king. He then ran off like a dick. I could have
pull him to me using my spidy web, but u need to rmbr, im undercoverin.

Then in malaysia. I went to angsana, the malaysian mall which i always go.
But not so many ppl were there as it used to, as many malls were built closer
to the causeway which is bigger and new and attracted more minions.
But im a good person. anyway i love the place. I ate like 20royal pizzas.
it can onli be ordered by me. Regular hot customer. Then walk around like
crazy. Not to forget my mum get some cockles(rmbr that) to bring home.
After another exciting and imaginable waste of time we finally reach the custom.
I was holding on a bag fill with cockles and went past through the security check censor
(the rectangular thingy.) and put my bag in the moving thingy.
Sudenli, some typical malay cop told me to follow him. he give me that kind of look
which made me extrapolate that his gay. I tought that the end was near. Sudenli,
i found myself in a room. And another malay cop(what is it wif malay that day?)
told me that i must not so called smuggle COCKLES products. That i was like,
takin of my pants already, then he quickly replied that its the one in the bag.
Then i was like 'oh' and insert the giant one in.

Then he ask me to throw it at a freaking locked up rubbish bin. i threw it inside
not forgetting the milions of people looking at my perfection includin THOMAS.
Holi shit? you know the horny eyebrow one. I then talk to him. Shockin...
Anyway ppl keep on looking at me thinking that i was like a criminal figure.
I show them abit of my royalty face and they quicly hail me. They then open
up a passage for me to walk. In the end, i broke my cover(damn) I was so close.
Nvm, atleast i teach those bastards to learn how to apreciate normal imperfect
humans better rather than to hail me always. What a horror.

Royal sleep then. Ya i noe, u guys are shocked huh?
Nvr slept wif my wiveS that day. Out of the blue, im tired.
Thats the story. If u were there u would be shocked y i nvr retaliate.
Duh. IM perfect.

U guys may think y my family didnt go undercover, im the only in the family
wif a royal blood. Duh. So they dont notice much. have a nice life humans.
cause it will be ur last.

From
Ur King Heede
All Hail King Heede

My leah

2009-04-07T19:24:00.002+08:00

Hai..... Im quite happy todae

Rmbr Leah Dizon?
I mean Queen Leah Dizon.
One of my four wives?
(If you dunno beter go for castration)
She has such a wonderful marriage......
.... With yours Truly of Course.... Wana see her?

Look on my right above the TAgboard With the
tittle "navigate", look for "picture of my wives".
If u cant see, then dont bother and go masturbed.
Anyway, if you want a larger view, if you know what
i mean..... Then press on the THUMBNAIL....
it does not mean nails in a thumb, get it? HAHAHA
(Better laugh or i chop of ur tongue and sell it to ebay)

Just promise me somethin, Do not drool and then ur moma think
she caught u watchin porn then u blame the one. If you
even dare to do that. This is what's gonna happen to you.
Check this out.

I am The King
Ur Perfect and Love-able King
He will not Kill you
Or rape ur whole family
What will the King does when his pissed?
Simple.......
He cut off ur penis, cook it, and let you eat it.
Dont worry, its not gross or what.
Its tasty(Im experienced)

p/s: Kindness week, thus honesty is the best policy,
seriously, ur penis out....

From
Ur King Heede
Who is Kind
Perfection

New Skin, Same Attitude. (Perfection)

2009-04-05T19:00:00.004+08:00

Watsup ma fans/loyal comprade/minions
All Hail King Heede

Check this skin out man.... Totally hot(Like Me)
And all the songs, Perfect(Ya u get it, Like Me)
You guys would ask? A brasil(original pronounciation) skin,
Im i a brazilian?

Nonono.
Im basically nobody.
Im just.... Perfection.... Haiz....
(Open ur mouth and say'oh')

Actually i added this brasil skin because
they born the best soccer players down there.
And im not just better them,
their 50percent of me! Thats veri good.
Usually alot of soccer players like 1 to
2 percent u noe per annum. But i like brasil,
u noe wat, i love them, and the dutch too.
They play well, but not up to me yet if you noe
what i mean huh..... They joga with a beautiful
amount of creativity in the knowledge of soccer.
(If ur an idiot, it means they got skill)
But u minions noe im better, but im proud of them,
tryin to be like me. IM so happy man.....

Humans are such wonderful ppl to see and MATE wif.
Humans are so lucky even if their not perfect.
Im not a human.
Im nobody(mue caliente king)
Im Just
Perfection

From
Perfection
The King Heede

A boring Dae

2009-03-29T11:39:00.002+08:00

All Hail King Heede

Todae is all about homework homework and homework.
I am god damn bored man.
School life sux.(Like duh)
And the school duration is getting longer,
but not as long as my ehm....
....My Homework(Don be dirty minded)

Anyway todae i have around million homework.
Humanities Homework.
Dnt.
Math.

Thats ALOT!!!
Usually i finish 1 and doze off.
Most of you will think that i can just ask ONE of
my million minions to do it. However,
their dumb or buzi moping the whole kingdom,
whatever.......

Anyway i havent even start on one of them yet.

Time to start..... Oh ya porn first....

From
Ur Bored King
King Heede™
ALL Hail King Heede

Die POSER

2009-03-28T01:06:00.003+08:00

All Hail The King.....

Todae, im goin to tell u about a new dimwit.
His name? Funi....
HE USES MY NAME TO TRY TO MAKE ENEMY.
N u noe wif who? My neighbourhood pal
Gaylun.
That guy is clearly noob. Not just a noob,
a worthless poppycock(nonsense) DOG.

U tink u can make me n him quarel?
Are u dumb or ur just and rtard(I don (-) idiot)
(Look at lun blog)

So woof woof to u. Bring it on sugar.....
Cause when i find out who the fuck are u.
Im gona Fuck Ur grandma
Ur grandfather
Ur aunt
Ur uncle
Ur cousins from ur mother side
Ur cousins from ur father side
Ur second cousin
Ur far cousin
Ur mother
Ur father
ur sister
ur brother
AND THEN I FUCK U!!!!

So watch out.
NO one uses my name n gets away wif it,
bcus UR NOT PERFECT.
In other words,
Don try to be like me,
IM onli hailable. Not copylable.
Watch out, dawg!

From
Ur very pissed of King Heede
All Hail KIng Heede

P/S: Don mess wif a 16inch!

Batam Island Dong

2009-03-17T15:45:00.009+08:00

(Hi my minions)

(No need to stand up and hail me)

(Enough enough sit down, thks)

Alrite my minons. Last SAturday,

ur one true king went to batam.

I have this hidden Kingdom!! WOW. I stayed there.

U noe i get bored sometimes killing ppl.

So i go for a holiday.

At batam, my another Kingdom there is OKLAh.

But b4 i go there, walau they prepare for my

BIG and MAGNEFICO entrance.

LOOK! Don cry because ur poor.

The stairway to my Kingdom(Holy Sound)
Around 15men at each step guide me through

(HOLY SOUND)

The statue of ME. Ur king. (U guys must hail me)

U get to see my pic for the first time. HAH.(Shocking)

How lucky u are, now die.(u will faint off and die)

(Holy Sound)

My LADY, Queen Leah Dizon

Hot, don look at the pop outs

Respect guys come on. Don be a winer.

My Kingdom. The holy Lift(Holy sound)

My vase.(Holy Sound) Worth around, ur private parts

get cut off. Quite cheap huh.

(No Holy Sound.) The quite cheap TV la(To Me)

42inches onli, not even the size of my penis.

I watch MTV, then i was shocked when i saw,

MONG2 on tv. Omg now his rich. Dam

His ugliness clearly shows how much he earn. WOW!

But i still MORe rich, hahaha.

I was pissed of with the shocker.

So i feel like goin out of my Hidden sleeping base.

Look at my swimming pool.

If u look more in, thats My gym place thingy.

I don exercise Like and R-tard, gosh IM perfect rmbr?

(U guys must be in the oh face)

After that b4 i take the magnefico lift

which i own. I saw this picture.

It amazes me. I didnt noe i was so sentimental.

(I need a tissue, minion bring me one pack)

After i went down. i saw a magnefico

PIANO, Hot sia. DIDNT noe i really am

a sentimental person.

Oh, now thats explain y i ask my army,

to cut off innocent people heads when i

get angry.(Hail)

Oh ya, the i went to plae that thing.

Everyone, clapped.

1/4 of them fainted

Another 1/4 of them cried

the other half cheered and barked like a dog.

But the worse thing, i just press one note, HAHA.

Look, powerfull I am i believe.

This is one of the statue of my son, ok la

not as hot as me, if noe what i mean man.

i mean minion, gosh sometin is wrong wif me today.

Now i've shown u my crib.

my place,

my statue,

GET THE F OUT OFF HERE.

(U minions run off like a dog)

TALKIN ABOUT AN RTARD

2009-03-07T10:01:00.003+08:00

Alrite alrite hear me our minions
(IM tryin to hold my laughter)

There's this r-tard, either a he or a she but
just let be put It to the Animal categoy.
Alrite minions catch this out.

IT sudenli out of nowhere came to my playground.
Tryin to, u noe, Bark.
But the problem is, im not a veteranian, so,
IM not well train about dogs, however, I,
AM Perfecion remember? SO i try u can sae talk
to IT in a english-dog tone, however IT may not
understand what i am tryin to sae as IM perfect
in english as I my Perfectself. So bring it on
dog it person. I am ready to choped off your head,
sell it to the prata shop, and say to the worker...

.... I want one 1 YEGG, 1 KOSONG, and for the
gravy, DOG HEAD CURRY.

My skills.

2009-02-26T19:06:00.002+08:00

Hello. Minions.
Hail me.(Alrite enough)

Today, i wanna speak about my legs.
Now, my right leg is kinda okay.(Can sae world class)
My hall of famer skills havent been reached yet.
But, i will reach there. Until my left leg is fixed.
My left leg, still causes problem, when i kick soccer,
onli wif my right leg, it still hurts, so i just play tennis
or passing.

I went to see medication. Looks like i need to wear
gel everyday.(For my leg dimwit) And i need
to go check x-ray my bones.
IF something bad happens.
Just rmbr
IM perfect

My World Class LEGS....

2009-02-22T13:34:00.003+08:00

Minions. Im in pain rite now. Yet, the pain i felt is like the
sensation i felt indulging myself in kamasutra positions.
(This is the part some of you will sae, wtf?)
My World Class.... Wait... Its Hall of famer. Nvm.
My legs are kinda fractured. Ouch. N its both legs.
I noe some of will laugh at me. Bcus ur alreadi jealous
of my perfect self. SO wif this sudden accident that
have altered my perfectness u minions use it to
laugh at me.
But if u laugh at me n ur gay, im ok wif that.
(Except for some yalun poser.)

OK now this is the story of how i get the sensation.
Its on a normal Saturday mornin, Soccer as usual.
AS u noe im a hall of famer, I was on off form that dae.
Actuali i was off form the whole week. Dunno actuali.
All the tricks i used is pure simplicity even though
i can still go through ppl. but i was dissapointed that
i could not use my flux(breath) to outsmart my opp.
Back to the story, i was playin wif Kelvin friends,
Their nice ppl, not bad, would make a good team.
But u minions still noe whos the Hall of famer. Me.
Ok. in one of the match, i tap pass one person, i repeat,
tap, then when i take a shot wif my right leg, in the
nick of time 1 of the opp manage to sweep away the ball
which make him n me get into a collision. Both of our legs
were hurt, but me the most cause he has more fats
than me, so the cushion of the incident does not effect him
much, n im pure muscle, so Ouch. So thats for my right leg.

AS for my left leg, u noe im too perfect rite. So i try playin
wif my left leg, its partly Kelvin fault askin everyone shoot left
leg until i goin to get used to it, then i shot, fell my left leg
gets.... Twisted. WHOOO, the sensation, was like havin
jumping jacks and butterfly at the same time. The expresion
was much felt. thus, im now got dam injured. So if u see me tmrw,
pls help me, or laugh at me if ur a gay.

From
UR King Heede
Royal Blood™
All hail King Heede

TO all minions

2009-02-15T12:43:00.002+08:00

Greetings minions.(No need to hail me.)

I am dam bored now.
Currently waiting for two dick weeds to reach ma Kingdom.
I got nothin to sae or to insult.
All i got to sae is. ALL HAIL KING HEEDE.
And i leave u dicks wif a question.
What ghost has a big dick?

P/s: I didnt noe i can eat alot in a steamboat buffet.
Thks to my maid.

From
Ur King Heede
ALL Hail King Heede

Ite or Stayback?

2009-01-14T23:43:00.002+08:00

ALL hail king Heede

AS you all should know that i need to have a cert.
not for a better future.
So that i can have control over my kingdom back.
In other words.
No cert.
No LA King.
Wif a shit cert like that.
I would need to produce something better.
Soething our of the extraordinary.
U feel me?

Well
I don feel anything rite now.
Just look at my results.
English- D7
Math-D7
Science-E8
Humanities-C5
Mother Tongue-C5
Dnt-E8
Poa-Absent/DROP

Alrite.
I nvr like suck this bad at my eng b4?
its like im my teacher's favourite student.
N i get marks like this? Haiz.

Math.
Alrite i expected a 9.
So thats an improvement.
And it also shows that im actually not bad at it.
Could mean somethin.

Science.
Alrite i expected 9 also.
But i do not deserve this mark.
Cause this year bio paper normally easy.
And i did badly.

Humanities.
ALRITE THIS IS WTF...
I always get like high marks.
N in the end, a C5?
i mean? is cambridge ppl blind or somethin.
Its like its my only best subject after LITRETURE.
N my marks like shit.
WOrse comes.
I DID MY BEST,
so i learn somethin.
WHen i anyhow do, i get high marks.
WHen i do properly, c5.
SO THE MORAL OF THE STORY,
anyhow do. but thats only for humans.

Mother tongue.
I mean. WTF.
I totally improve.
Actually i was not bad in my mother tongue.
Scoring a's.
But i dropped slowly.
i dunno y actually.
I was getting e's and d's.
Finally, something to bring my hopes up back.
But i now i can do better.

DNT.
Alrite i expected just pass.
BUt this is just bad.
BUt i should be lucky.
CAuse the best students in my class
can onli produce a B?
WTF RITE?
their god damn good and they get b.
I pity them. Some even fail.
I mean i deserve to fail wif my lack of effort put in,
but them,
they dont deserve it.
And
This just shows that anything can happen in this world
NO MAtter who you are.
What you do
and how rich you are.
And that will end my speech of todae.
Ite or stayback?
(stop clapping already)

From
Ur Heede(no kingdom)
All hail heede

P/s: about poa. kiss my ass.

A post

2009-01-03T01:08:00.003+08:00

alrite.
i noe i havent post for like a freakin long time.
Workin?
Holi shit u guys must be shock har?
How can a King like me
so hot
Lovable
Sexy
Hot
Hot
n hot
go work.
Its b'cause im basically hot.
(u guys must be shocked)

i actually wanted to post alot abt
my days in work.
But everyday i go back.
Leg pain
Back pain
Dick pain
Head pain
I go home
sleep
cnt wake up

Its like on the first day.
i stand like n rtard for like 9hr?
Stand le.
wtf.
but.
slack.
i like.

The onli reason i post is
bcus i got time.
tmrw is the first time
i work in the afternoon
lols.
thats all. now no mood.
tata

TO idots.(I spell it wrongly to show how dumb they are)

2008-12-25T03:10:00.003+08:00

This may be one-sided. But its true cause i lie onli once.
This is about the stupid cold war, between both religions.
Those who think this is not what u wan to hear.
Get loose. Foot loose.

Alrite alrite.
AS u guys noe not that im hot. But Im powderfull to.
I wan to sae this to the extrimist from both sides of
The so called cold war. U should now what are the
two religions.

Alrite i wan to sae this to the extrimist on the christian
side first. Are you guys stupid or stupid? sae sae sae.
Give proof which means different but use it negatively
agains Islams. wtf? what wrong wif u man?
wheres the fucking peace u guys talk about?
U guys must understand this.
Terrorist. IS not islam. They think they are. But
(the buzzer sound.). They are extrimist.
(the buzzer sound). Islam does not teach to be
and rtard. Some ppl think it does.
(the buzzer sound). I'll explain further. however,
note that if ur insulting our religion.
That is just saying about ur religion too.
Wheres the patience u teach?
Wheres the peace u teach?
WTF DOES INSULTING GOT DO WIF THAT?
BE fair. and dont ever think ur bigger and better.
Thing dickweeds. We share this world.
And Mutual respect is imp.
Not doing handjobs and insulting one another.
I mean i get pissed of wif the insults. But.
Im not an rtard. thats y im clever and hot.
(tears better drop down ur eye)

Alrite to the extrimist of islam.
For god sake? y?
Yayaya the bullshit of not happi wif this world and so.
Dont u think of the religion b4 u fight?
u guys are RTARD. hello.
Fighting for ur religion? Alrite that answers.
But does it answer for peace?
Not being and rtard?
Do you a-holes rmbr ur religion.
Come ON! u guys are to dam sensitive
abit abit. not hapi. wtf?
i tot the religion teaches patience?
so. if somethin unfairly happens.
Talk nicely. hello.
Not by doing handjobs and blowing
ur balls of?
Rmbr? what are we here on earth for?
The test for the eternity life?
Hello? wake up your ideas. hello.
Im an Islam. n i noe.
Now u noe y u guys are rtards?

Now the words for u two idiots.
hey both religions.
u guys both believe in the end of the world
heaven and hell
the teaches of our religion.
Do they teach to kill?
WAhlan eh. Bomb bomb kill kill
What do we get? NWO(new world order)
so let us becomes friends.
no matter who we are.
Let us just wait. to see what happens.
In the end it will just lead to one real fact.
Who is the real religion?
WHo cares about that now.
This is earth.
Our religion is humanity.
ya We both believe in god.
N WE noe god is the mightiest of all right?
then y fight. let him do the talking. not u
we are just ppl. not RaMbo.
PPl talk about democracy, peace and hope.
Are u showing that?
All i can see is a can of whoop ass
shoving in each other bottoms
waiting for each other to give up.

Thank you
(u guys must be crying)

From
Ur King HornyDee

Im a liar

2008-12-22T01:43:00.003+08:00

I cant believe. IT. I cant believe it.
Im a liar.
Holi shit? What the nuggets? How can i lie.
its like The yalun, botak.(Don angry lun2)
I
Actually
Don
Like
Chicken
Not
Its
Actually
I
Don
Really
Surely
Amazingly
Bombstically
Magically
Enchantingly
Actually
Like
Miranda Kerr I mean shes hot and all. But.
Shes. Just not my type. Sad for her. But not for me.
How can I? So hot n all. Lie. Im sori ppl. Looks like ur BELOVED King,
Is a liar(u guys should be gasping wif a big mouth n the rollin of the tongue)
Im so sori. I still L L in wif Leah dizon Sori cant sae the L**E word.
I may die.
Just look at her face, u'll noe she's the one for you.
To bad she's mine loser.

Alrite. This post is going to be long. I didnt noe that, i hope not as long as the you noe who gay guy. You noe.......... The one that pray on kids his age. No not MJ. Haiz. Nvm i shall let u all see Leah's face. Again lols. Such an enchanting woman.

Not the ass, its the face dimwits. Just to tell you. This is,

her sport gear, lols i should i have shown u all the socks and

the shoe. HEHE. DOn judge the book by its cover.

OK tomorow sure owned.

From

Ur King HotDee

ALL Hail King Heede

The King

2008-12-10T11:07:00.002+08:00

Wow. After weeks of fuckin. Everything finaly turn well. I think.
Finaly find a job wif rd. Wtf. that is equal to i can slep like FUCK
FOR 10 DAYS AND WAIT FOR HIM COME BACK!.
I should have done that. Nvm. Everybody makes mistakes.
Lucky i nvr turn gay. That. is a big mistake.
Now back to miranda kerr. WHooooooooo. I can sae her name all dae.
ANd i got a poem for her. which rawks. duh.

Miranda, miranda kerr
just makes me wanna purr
but no matter how u look
i will always remember that name
miranda, miranda kerr

WOW. thats pro, ok back to porn.

BB

From
Ur King Heede
All hail King Heede

Miranda kerr. PURR!

2008-12-07T14:28:00.002+08:00

Ok minions. Beter lock ur snake in the box.
New, hot beb. Holi shit.
This girl is HOtter i Repeat HOTter than Leah DIzon.
Its. Miranda kerr..... don you just wanna purr?
Holi shit, both of us love at first sight. SOri LEah, back to japan.
However she still my mistress. WOW. Miranda kerr. Nice name
Hot beb. WOrse, shes an aussie. Man. She sure can make me meet wif the
vagina i mean croc hunter guy, oh ya his dead, but i love him too. NOT GAY.
Miranda kerr. Miranda kerr. I feel like writing a poem. U noe wats her first
interest? Family? get it. WOW. Same as me. WOWOW. Hot like me.
NO offence. but she is the hottest one i've met yet, since i met my
maria and leah. This is one, of, the, kind. DOn get jealous other ppl.
WOW. i cant stop saying that. IM saying that while typing. WOW.
Watch this vid. Trust me. She is that hot. Like urs truly.
She's from the victoria fashion show. The sell lingerie wan. Get it?
WOW, shes the best one yet. Muacks.

Watch and melt and drool and get jealous of me and u become mould.

The King Is Back

2008-12-06T19:14:00.001+08:00

AS u guys noe....
The King is back....
My grand computer which is made of gold and nike and gold. Spoiled.
I restrained myself from wacking the computer. As, im hot.(duh)
SO i ask a panel of specialist to help fix my com. 5days later im back.
Wow, u must be guessing y it takes so long to repair my com.
ITS gold u dumbo. The parts are rare. ANd ppl this days rather have
sex wif prostitute at geylang rather than doin my job faster.
I noe u guys miss me(don try to deny it). And i noe, nothing.
WOW.
That is powerful
Thus, im a hot and patient King who is hot.
In addition, im a hot king who is hot.

From
Ur King Heede
ALL hail King
Muacks

Videos

2008-11-19T01:22:00.002+08:00

All Hail King Heede

My speaker still spoil.... waffles....
BUT i laugh at a video w/o the sound.
SO, it is sure funny.
BTW, u guys should appreciate jokes from any continent like:
Nothern American and Some parts of Europe and Aussie: WISE CRACKS
China: Small eye joke
Malaysian Chinese come SG: Noob Joke wif a stupid smile
India: Don wanna sae
Other parts of asia like SG: Physical Joke
And more which is for RTARDS.

U guys should appreciate this king of jokes even if it seem lame or NOT Funny,
however, u can don apreciate the malaysian one, its understandable.
U guys should watch okto on late night MONDAYS.
Around 11pm to 12am. 30min each startin wif 'Mind your Language' and the
'ALO ALO'(i think it spell this way). The funny thing is, if you a dumbass who
dont understand or think its lame, hear the accent and the joke. Its super funny,
and they veri well, like urs truly. SO WATCH!!! RMBR MONDAY OKTO!!!
11pm to 12am!!

here's the funny vid

Up and not Runin

2008-11-14T12:59:00.002+08:00

AS the saying goes.... Wakey wakey hands of snakey, IT didnt hapen....

When THE king wake up, same thing hapens, around 1000minions hail
ME, until i move out of my Grand Room. Borin....
SO i tink that i should have more minions in my KingDom.
I then on my com and tried to do somethin nice, like watchin porn.
HOwever, it was again, boring.
So currently, i tried to play my battleon back again at it was... FUN.
Holi shit i got new weapons, how fun is that? TOTALLY.
Im currently trying to find more ways to have fun.
And i have a KING's wordz for you idiots.

U may think the world is full of happiness and prosperity among one
another, but the truth is, EVERYONE JUST NEEDS SEX.

Back to My Leah

2008-10-07T14:43:00.003+08:00

ALL HAIL KING HEEDE

Interlude:
Oh since i ventured out in search of lame vids,
I soon nearly Forget about my dear wife, Leah Dizon.
The Beautiful Face
The Charming Attitude
The Graceful Body
The Enchanting Legs

Is'nt she so beautiful.......

Don get jealous.....

Once taken cannot be sold, Teehee

2008-08-30T20:44:00.000+08:00

MY leAH DIZON........

SHe's getin hot..... SO sad.....
Man.... i shouldnt have been beside her....
Too hot... Lols and anyway she still look hot...
I like her lips, reminds me of the game larry...
I like her legs, reminds me of..... Her beauty...
I like her face, reminds me of her....

Ok no more compliments, she's geting horny
(don wori guys she wont strip)

From ur King Heede
Who is dam hot....
Like the queen

Leah Dizon

2008-08-25T18:00:00.000+08:00

My Leah Dizon.....
Does she look hot or wat...
Hot... And nice voice... But everyone has a weakness....
Like me too hot... Her weakness is...
She's married...
dam....
.....to me... lols...

ME king

2008-08-24T11:11:00.000+08:00

All hail King Heede... Alrite alrite..... Me king u all minions finish... Wait haven finish yet..... hmm.....
MAybe i got pictures....... LEt me go check....
Wow leah dizon.... Mine.... wait I like her hairstyle.. Sg girls veri hard to find hot and girl hair like that... See her face remind me all my kamasutra positions(and not gl face)... Hot.....YEa

From UR KIng HEede
All Hail King Heede
The Hottest